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4,287Sites Destroyed
98%Left Weeping
∞Bad Font Crimes
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⚡ The Archives

Past Victims

01▶Ep 1 — Pilot

This Lawyer's Website Is The Real Crime

"Comic Sans. A stock photo of a gavel. And a phone number in size 8 font. Your Honor, I rest my case."

47 mins☠ 9.4
02▶Ep 2

Restaurant Menu: A Horror Story

"A PDF menu from 2011, a live chat that auto-replies 'Be right back!', and a gallery of blurry food. I lost my appetite AND my will to live."

39 mins☠ 8.7
04▶Ep 4 — Fan Fav

Wix Template. Zero Customization. Maximum Confidence.

"They kept the placeholder text. They kept 'Your Name Here.' They charged $200/hr for web design. Stunning. Iconic. Unhinged."

52 mins☠ 10.0
06▶Ep 6

A Yoga Studio Trapped in Internet Explorer

"There's a Flash animation. An autoplay MIDI file. And a color scheme that genuinely gave me a migraine. Namaste, this site is dead."

44 mins☠ 9.1
08▶Ep 8 — Brutal

Real Estate Agent: 47 Pop-Ups, 0 Properties

"Newsletter pop-up. Cookie pop-up. 'Wait, don't go!' pop-up. I left. They chased me. This site is a hostage situation."

61 mins☠ 9.7
09▶Ep 9

The Consultant Who Cannot Spell "Consultant"

"The typos are on the homepage. In the h1 tag. In bold. He charges $500/day for business strategy. I cannot breathe."

38 mins☠ 8.9
10▶Ep 10

This Bakery's Website Gave Me Diabetes and Then Crashed

"Background: hot pink. Text: also pink. Hover effects: more pink. The site took 14 seconds to load and then offered me a 'free ebook.'"

41 mins☠ 8.3
11▶Ep 11 — Special

Web Developer's Own Portfolio Is a Hate Crime

"He listed 'HTML' as a skill. The site broke on mobile. He charges for responsive design. There are no words. Only screaming."

55 mins☠ 9.9
12▶Ep 12

Accounting Firm With a Marquee Tag in 2024

"Scrolling text. An embedded spreadsheet. A counter showing '4 visitors online' — all four are bots. The taxes are as broken as the layout."

49 mins☠ 9.2
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// Introducing to the Stage //

MARKACORNLEY

a.k.a. "THE WEB SHREDDER"

I've seen things. Badly kerned things. Button colors that violate the Geneva Convention. Navigation menus nested six levels deep like a fever dream. Hero sections with stock photos of people pointing at laptops and smiling like sociopaths.

I've dedicated my life — my one, precious, finite life — to roasting the worst websites on the internet, one savage critique at a time. Some call it cruel. I call it a public service. The internet didn't ask for any of this. Neither did I. Yet here we are.

✓ Survived 10,000 Wix Templates✓ Fluent in Comic Sans Trauma✓ Certified UX Crime Scene Investigator✓ 14yrs of Undiagnosed Web Rage✓ Once Cried at a Drop Shadow

Area of Expertise

UX Crimes & Awful Fonts

Trigger Warning

Horizontal Scrollbars

Specialty Attack

Broken CTAs & Slow Loads

Nemesis

The "Under Construction" GIF

// Evidence Exhibit A //

The Crime & The Fix

💀 THE CRIME

JIMBO'S PLUMBING & STUFF

WE FIX PIPES!!!!! CALL US NOW!!!!!

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Last updated: March 2009

★ BEST VALUE ★
"Four exclamation marks in the h1. The site was last updated when Obama was still a senator. There is a hit counter at the bottom reading '47'. Two of those visits were me, weeping silently."
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"Clean hierarchy. Single CTA. No seizure-inducing animations. Jimbo booked 6 new jobs in the first week. He cried. I didn't. I have no feelings left."

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